The Day of the Jackal (2024)

Where to find it: NowTV
Length: Ten 50-minute episodes
Synopsis: Unstoppable killer has an inflated stunt budget and lazy writers
Recommendation rating: 2/5

What I like about it: acting, very occasionally tense or thoughtful
What I don’t like about it: no likeable characters, no stakes, no plausibility, terrible alt-rock soundtrack

Review:
Eddie Redmayne plays a sniper assassin being chased across Europe by MI6 while trying to kill a crypto-bro because his new app is going to make rich people poorer… somehow… don’t examine it too closely.

It’s no more than every other piece of spy fiction thrown into a blender; dry procedure from le Carré, torture porn from 24, pumped-up action from the Bourne flicks, murky amorality from modern Bond. Any early tension dissipates quick as you realise the Jackal’s plot armour prevents actual stakes. Still could be interesting to watch the opsec of this ‘unrivalled assassin’, except his consistency disappears as the writers attempt to make him relatable or possibly redeemable, either way it fails. It’s garbage, I’m sure it will be very popular.

Content notes (may contain spoilers): violence

Disclaimer (2024)

Where to find it: Apple TV+
Length: Seven 50-minute episodes
Synopsis: An emotive drama about the grey area between truth and lies
Recommendation rating: 2/5

What I like about it: themes, acting, direction
What I don’t like about it: grim, belabours its point

Review:
The latest Alfonso Cuarón project explores the impact of narratives and of true stories’ obfuscation of truth. An upper-middle-class Londoner’s precarious marriage is overturned by a vengeful storyteller armed with an old secret. Like Netflix’s Ripley, it has good acting and great directing (if you like shots of the sunset) but its tiresome pretension and meandering pointlessness make it hard to recommend.

Content notes (may contain spoilers): sex (too much), death by drowning, bereavement, protracted sexual assault in final episode

The Franchise (2024)

Where to find it: NowTV
Length: Eight 25-minute episodes
Synopsis: Marvel movies make for easy satire
Recommendation rating: 4/5

What I like about it: funny lines and actors
What I don’t like about it: inconsistent, tries a bit too hard, arrives a few years too late

Review:
In this sitcom, which Armando Iannucci is at least somewhat involved in and is definitely modelled after his work, a thinly-veiled Marvel movie is being made with many disasters and squabbles along the way. Has a lower hit rate than, say, The Thick of It but it gets better as it goes, deserves a second season it probably won’t get.

Content notes (may contain spoilers): inventive swearing

Penelope (2024)

Where to find it: Netflix
Length: Eight 25-minute episodes
Synopsis: Privileged girl runs away to commune with nature
Recommendation rating: 3/5

What I like about it: nature scenes, casting, engrossing
What I don’t like about it: janky fucking ending, bad lessons for younger audiences

Review:
An enjoyable, low-budget series about a teenager who runs off to survive in the wilderness. Things go a bit too well for her at first, seeming unrealistic and irresponsible in how often she escapes danger unscathed. It’s fun watching her build campfires and try to fish and her happy dance when she gets it right is adorable, though things get worse as winter sets in. Lost a whole rating point in the last three minutes, deserved an ending with more finality.

Content notes (may contain spoilers): fish gutting and butchery, sex is alluded to but not shown, hardship and violence

Top Ten Albums of 2024

What to say about 2024 in music… Charli XCX finally made it to the top rung, which got Taylor Swift sharpening her claws. Drake dug his own grave and kept digging. Oasis announced a reunion tour which I’m sure will be called off the week before because Liam took a bite out of Noel’s ham sandwich.

Anyway here are some of the albums I liked:


1) Billie Eilish – HIT ME HARD AND SOFT

Confident and carefully composed, this album is always changing on both a micro and macro level. Integrated, lush and atmospheric, it shows an act on top of their game. Despite it being a big, expensive corporate release, I couldn’t imagine picking anything else as album of the year. Seems like a classic to me.
If you like this, try: Jamie xx – In Waves for more intermittently-danceable lavish production

2) Les Frères Timal – Sé sa menm

Infectious mix of Guadeloupean island riddims and Metropolitan French psychedelic electronic production. It’s a vibrant and fun album with enough depth to reward repeat listens. I listen to it every time I need a pick-me-up.
If you like this, try: Sam Redmore – Modulate, which is not nearly as good but it’s house with world music flavours if you’re eager for more

3) Magdalena Bay – Imaginal Disk

One of the very best of the year, this psychedelic album is everything you can possibly fit into a pop record: there are glitchy bits, chamber bits, synthy bits and somehow it all comes together pretty well. An easy pick that will make lots of album of the year lists but it deserves the acclaim and I couldn’t leave it out.
If you like this, try: Charli XCX – Brat for more acclaimed and inventive pop

4) Cosmo Sheldrake – Eye to the Ear

Bassy, intriguing art pop, carefully crafted with lots of nature recordings. I’m a fan of the Sheldrakes and clicked with this one, even though he’s not the strongest singer and it’s a little long, it kept me interested throughout.
If you like this, try: Field Music – Limits of Language for more skilled and memorable art pop

5) Anna Massie – Two Down

Bright Highlands folk from a young master of the form. Interleaving whimsical songs (even a couple of covers) with instrumental pieces where she accompanies herself on guitar, banjo, fiddle and even mouth-trumpet, this is at once modern and traditional, doesn’t take itself too seriously and is an enjoyable listen.
If you like this, try: Yasmin Williams – Acadia for more often-instrumental guitar folk

6) YACHT – New Release

Catchy, synthy post-punk which is varied, maximalist, silly and good – just how I like it. Choruses can be a little inane but it’s a solid album overall.
If you like this, try: Pipe-eye – Pipe-defy for more heavily-decorated silly and catchy songs

7) Laura Marling – Patterns in Repeat

Continuing her prodigious career with this beautiful, integrated, mature release, Laura Marling had the best folk album this year in my opinion. A serious listen without being draining and a great album.
If you like this, try: Song People – Like Somebody Calling Your Name for promising folk-inspired songsters at the start of their career

8) Fievel is Glauque – Rong Weicknes

Wild Belgian jazz pop with a maximalist approach. It’s weird but with plenty of structure to anchor the improvising. This middle approach may alienate both free jazz fans and music fans turned off by freer elements but I enjoyed it.
If you like this, try: playing it again because I didn’t find anything else this year that sounds even a little like this

9) Caroline Shaw & Sō Percussion – Rectangles and Circumstance

American composer Caroline Shaw teams up with New York quartet Sō Percussion for this jazzy art pop record with plenty of atmosphere, skilful songwriting, strong percussion and a beautiful voice.
If you like this, try: Lucy Rose – This Ain’t the Way You Go Out for skilled jazz-pop with more of a piano focus

10) BIG SPECIAL – POSTINDUSTRIAL HOMETOWN BLUES

Belonging firmly to the Angry Young Men revival led by Yard Act and Sleaford Mods, this one at least has better lyrics. Shouty, sweary working-class post-punk from the Black Country, it likely won’t win any fans who aren’t into this kind of thing but I believe it’s one of the better examples.
If you like this, try: Yard Act – Where’s My Utopia? for a funkier take on the genre