Where to find it: Disney+
Length: Eight 30-minute episodes
Synopsis: Disney wasted their money, don’t waste your time
Recommendation rating: 1/5
What I like about it: serviceable pulpy murder mystery
What I don’t like about it: no likeable characters, bad plot, pacing and tone, just awful
Review:
Told in a confusing back-and-forth fashion, we see a romance between Stefan (a man with the screen presence of slightly-annoying wallpaper) and insufferably mysterious Katie, along with a murder investigation when Katie is suspected of killing a whole crime family. All of the above manages to take place at weddings. Providing extra comic relief are Stefan’s diverse friend group, who share a fury-inducing energy with early 2000s advertising. Nothing about it is worth seeing.
Content notes (may contain spoilers): violence, sex, hanging